Alcoholic Den Mother
Clare. Sydney. 22. Design Student. Spider pacifist.

The drunk white girl they warned you about.


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Trashbag young adult celebrates the valiant return of her eyebrow pencil.  12 hours ago / 5 notes
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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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Does anyone else have reoccurring nightmares that are both incredibly bizarre and really mundane? I feel like all of mine include unintentional gaslighting and getting my teeth knocked out. Often at the same time.

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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD




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UHM I THINK I JUST GOT OFFERED AN INTERNSHIP?????

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It always takes until the very end of my train trip into the city for me to remember I fucking hate interviews.

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*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

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iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]
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