December 2011
I feel kind of bad that all of my New Years...
but then I remember that as a rule I try to not be an asshole every year and I feel a little bit better.
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So I only just found out why Australia/UK use the...
It’s because once upon a time could could either order a ‘hard drink’ which had alcohol in it or a ‘soft drink’ which was just carbonated sweet shit in a bottle.
Who knew right?
Dear Laptop Charger,
Please stop being a cunt and do your job.
Regards.
New Years Resolutions:
No fast food (McDonalds, KFC, Oporto, Hungry Jacks, pizza hut, dominoes etc)
Keep up a regular exercise schedule (3 half hour sets of exercise a week)
Have a Vegetarian day once a week
Ahh I’m so optimistic. Especially considering the new years party I’m going to is literally a 2 minute walk from McDonalds. Although I did manage to do a year without softdrink once, so who knows.
“Marion Cotillard is kind of ugly.”
– Rick Perry
I love looking up flight costs, even if I'm not...
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Dear Ovaries,
Not that I don’t like lying on my friend’s bathroom floor after almost passing out in the shower, but could you, oh I don’t know…stop?
Regards.
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still up. Still drunk. Yay.
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Arex and Clare drunk and what not
you guys have a good night and all that.
I had a dream last night where Amy Poehler and I...
Despite also getting quite violently bashed in the face by something in it, it was probably the best dream I’ve ever had.
leavingmebreathless replied to your post: leavingmebreathless replied to your post: Just got…
pearl clutching and trying to immediately set you all up with young men.
I can see that going swimmingly.
leavingmebreathless replied to your post: Just got invited to two events on Facebook:
GPOY Family gatherings were depressing because everyone assumed I was single, and apparently if you’re unmarried and babyless at 21, you’re a cat lady waiting to happen
Well Naturally. Don’t you know if you’re ‘single’ at 21 you’re going to be alone FOREVER?
I’d love (love)...
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Just got invited to two events on Facebook:
A Bridal Shower and a Baby shower.
Both of the girls are younger than me.
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he goes down on Michelle Williams. (via agarfields)
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
Regarding hunger games:
Ok so I’ve spent so much time on tumblr reading people’s comments being like ‘Annie and Finnick is the real love story here’ but I feel like I missed something because yeah, they love each other, and Finnick is really good with her but other than that I just don’t see it. We didn’t get to see the beginning of this story, or how they fell in love, or how their...
I literally spent Christmas eating and reading the...
And listening to my sister and my uncle scream at each other about gay marriage. But more on that later.
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“So how many bottles of champagne should we chill for breakfast? 3? 4?”
– My Dad
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Christmas morning
hung over
woke up at 5 am with intense desire to vomit
my visiting uncle is up and he just didn’t hear me when I said good morning.
Twice.
He is now sitting outside reading from the bible in his sateen dressing gown
I don’t know how exactly I’m meant to cope today.
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
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Merry Christmas Bitches
*rent reference*