a greek chorus which just shouts “oh shit” at relevant intervals
Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain
i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”
me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*
me: oh my god
me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good
no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow
actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine
skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine
Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it
I read it to the tune of Victorious by P!ATD and idk what it was supposed to be but it worked well
Stop it please my mind is breaking
Tumblr: *in deep discourse about how this popular blogger is actually terrible, pulling receipts, and calling them out*
Me, used to this, having seen the rise and fall of pizza, sixpenceee, memeufacturing, fishingboatproceeds, iamfish, etc:
